“二(🕕)战”时期,盟军要实施安奇奥登陆计划(🃏),迫于(yú )(🕟)对一(yī )门叫安奇奥(ào )(🍥)大炮的(de )超级武器(qì )的(de )忌惮,要派两(liǎng )(🐮)个(gè )精锐特工去(🌫)摧毁这(zhè )门大炮,结(♑)果(📼)两个傻逼被(🐿)派了去,最后(hòu )(🗄)经过一连串搞笑事件,阴差阳错的最(🕌)后完(📞)成(🎿)了(le )任务。 (🍮) 片段一:德国人在北(🤯)非(fēi )布置了一(yī )个陷阱,准备了一幅假的防御工(gōng )事(shì )地(🔢)图让(💱)这二个士(🌊)兵(bīng )(㊗)带(dài )(🥎)回去。他(tā )们却阴差(chà )阳错的(de )拿(🤸)走(🌞)了真(zhēn )的(de )地(🙀)图,最终赢得了(🍄)战役。 (🧤)片段二:他们化(huà )(💠)装成管道工潜入德军(🧟)在意大(dà )(🤖)利的司(sī )令(lìng )部,给(gěi )他(❕)们卫生间的管(guǎn )道修得乱(🚗)七八糟,把(➡)将(jiāng )军淋了个落汤鸡。将军去换衣服(📟),拉开抽(🔈)屉发现一套新的(🤔)军服,于是洗(📛)头洗脸准备换(huàn )上(👵)新军服的时候闭着(🏴)眼把脸盆里的脏(👄)水倒进抽(chōu )屉里了(柜子(zǐ )旁边有(yǒu )一个废水(🕕)桶)。那个(🚻)将军是最主(zhǔ )要的(de )一(yī )个(💅)配(pèi )角(❓),很(hěn )有意(💑)思。到影片(piàn )(🍹)结束(shù )前1分(🈺)钟(⏺),都没有一句台词(cí )。最后说了一(yī )句“谢谢”。 (🏡) 片段三(🙅):(🛃)德(dé )军有一门超级大炮俯(fǔ )视着联(lián )(🗒)军将要登陆的海滩。这二个士(shì )兵居(jū )然(rán )(🈺)化装成(🦐)希特勒和随从(🍗),去视察(chá )大(dà )炮,把(bǎ )大炮炸掉了。 (🌽)In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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